Internet spottet über die Telekom

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Internet spottet über die Telekom

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Die Internetgemeinde spottet über den Vorschlag der Telekom, ab einer bestimmten Datenmenge die Internetgeschwindigkeit zu drosseln.
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Hohn macht erfinderisch. In Anlehnung an alte oder aktuelle Werbungen haben die User diese abgeändert...
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... und an die aktuelle Diskussion angepasst
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"Starten Sie in die Vergangenheit des Internets!"

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Oder: "Büro. Unterwegs. Zuhause. Langsam" - der Spott kennt keine Grenzen.
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Und die Fantasie der Netzgemeinde offenbar keine Grenzen.
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Das Internet kennt bereits die neuen DSL-Optionen, die die Telekom ab 2016 anbieten möchte. Natürlich nicht ganz ernst gemeint.
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So wie diese Werbung, die eine junge Dame zeigt, deren Fuß in Gips verpackt ist. "Mit Modemgeschwindigkeit durchs Netz humpeln".

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Ein Faxmodem - das könnte die Zukunft der Kommunikation sein.
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